How long does it take to process my order?

Our sexy shipping team works Monday through Friday.

• Cut-off time: Orders placed before 12:00pm MST ship the same day.

• Orders placed after noon ship the next business day.

• If you order on Friday after 1:00pm, your shades will not ship until Monday.

• This applies to overnight shipping too, so read carefully before paying $69 for shipping.

Once your order is processed, you will receive a tracking email from [email protected] with all your shipping details.

Holiday Season Notice: Processing times may take longer because you f*ckers order so many Pit Vipers. We will keep you updated at checkout if delays apply.

On Fridays, the shipping team works shirtless. Enter the warehouse with caution or excitement.